The Laughing Stock of Yale

Most people don't know about the big joke at Yale. See, when you get bad grades and have no direction in life you could always get a job with HERE. HERE was considered the last stop before being thought of as a loser. So before the merger, HERE management drafted a plan to destroy FOUR. They had to protect their COUNTRY CLUB. The problem is that they did not achieve their goal. FOUR will live on for at least five more years. Another problem is now all of these poor and middle class people can now be apart of the club. Now we get to see first hand how HERE staff don't service shops,nor do they know how to run a ground attack, and the contracts they negotiate with companies are not worth a wooden nickel. They don't want us to see this stuff, they just want us to do the grunt work and clean up their mess.(like decerts) I feel like Tiger Woods receiving the green blazer. I am so honored. (not..ha ha..) I would raise my glass to call a toast but as you already know I will NEVER drink the HERE punch.

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[Sniper]

All I have to say is Fuck Local 217 and every power hungry scab who has come out of that shit hole. I personally have something for all of them. I just traded in my 30/30. I am now packing the 50 cal. I can hit a target up to two miles away. Another great feature that I like is that the bullets can pierce, wood,concrete, and even an armored tank. Who would like to be first?

[toofar]

Alright, now that's just going a little too far, i don't like these middle class jerks either and think they should just leave now and become insurance sales men or something more apt to their skill set, but advocating violence and threatening violence only enrages these yucks.